Top 5 Best & Worst things to eat @ an all-inclusive resort in Cuba

Worst

5. Baloney
4. Stewed assorted fish heads
3. Boiled octopus (a la aquachicken)
2. Curried wieners
1. Shrimp chow mien (spaghetti noodles with crumbly gray shrimp on top, no sauce included)

Best
5. Fresh orange juice
4. Coconuts
3. Pizza for breakfast
2. Pastries
1. DEEP FRIED BANANAS!